Justin Bieber is not an American citizen, he does not have a green card, yet his primary residence is in California. He is a Canadian citizen, and his presence on American soil is an affront to values that we hold dear. First, he is prone to criminal behavior. The LAPD is investigating a complaint that he spat on and threatened to assault a neighbor, and he threatened to kill a photographer. He is also disrespectful and unhygienic. He vandalized a photograph of former president Bill Clinton and also endangered the environment by urinating into water intended to sanitize a kitchen. Justin Bieber does not add value to this country. As James Madison said, "Scrubs and bustas shall not be granted asylum, yo."
We ask that the Obama Administration deport him to Canada, his country of origin.