We petition the US Government to revoke the citizenship of members of the Kardashian family who have appeared in or are affiliated with "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
The Kardashians have been major contributors to the "dumbing down" of American culture and because of the witless crowds they draw in public are a drain on public safety resources. We demand that they be deported to a more primitive nation whose low level of education would be commensurate with theirs.