One hundred and twenty-six years ago, the vile French constructed a Trojan horse in one of our great nation's finest hatbors. They named this abomination Miss Liberty (just as they later renamed their fried potatoes, "liberty fries," to undermine the Iraq Phase of Our Great and Eternal Existential Struggle Against The Swarthy) and tasked her to make America a refuge for "teaming masses yearning to be free."
Unfortunately, Ms Liberty succeeded and the teaming masses came, undermining our cultue with dim sum, carne asada, Neil Young, The Beatles, salsa dancing, flouride, Dr Who, algebra, and soccer. Overwhelmed by the sheer enormity of the pot's melt, many of us responded in the only way we could. That is by denying our essence to women.
We implore you to deport her.
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