Masahiro Tanaka, more like Kim Jong- UNNNNNNNNNNN
Shut up Masahiro Tanaka! Nobody likes you! Go to a country where people like you. All he can do is throw a baseball. He is mocking our country. I for one am sure, Tanaka is a spy sent to destroy our national past time (Baseball). His rented Boeing 800 sent from North Korea is nothing more than an obvious clue. Get rid of him of him before it is too late. Also, Yasiel Puig is a bit suspicious due to his recent reckless driving arrests. The two might be up to something.
This was created by Nick Jeffer.