Deport Mother Nature to Saturn for the Remainder of 2014 In An Attempt to Put An End to the Ratchet Winter

The 2013/2014 Winter has been a sucky one. Mother Nature is causing having across the United States, and especially the East Coast. In an effort to protect our great nation, it is in our best interest to deport Mother Nature to Saturn. Her ratchet ways have been a threat to our national security blankets, and our electric blankets as well. The people of the United States demand an end to this wack Winter. Mother Nature needs to be sent on a long vacation.