We the people strongly believe that Nathan Smelker, otherwise known as "Canadian Magnum" poses a serious threat to our blossoming American youth. He is a security risk to the rapping industry. His tracks such as "Love Syrup" proclaim Canadian Nationalism and plan to corrupt maple syrup reserves in America. He also poisons American classrooms daily with inappropriate comments and faux laughter. The United States of America is no place for Nathan Smelker, hence, we the people demand his immediate deportation back to his homeland of Canada.
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