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Deport people who sign petitions to suceed to New Zealand so the angry industrialists can lay waste to Middle Earth.

Created by B.D. on November 16, 2012

Due to New Zealand's lush scenery as depicted in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, America must unleash it's most barbaric, angry, deregulating capitalists upon it. Those whose souls are so dark they would suceed from their own country by signing a petition. Lost souls of darkness they be indeed. We must set these children of Lucifer upon the lands of Middle Earth to scortch their lands, exploit their treasure and protect the wealthy status quo overlord Saruman. Or something like that. I never read the books. Are they good?

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