The errant wanderings of the Polar Vortex have been wreaking havoc on our family schedule. The long streaks of extreme cold and enormous snowstorms are no longer welcome in the lower 48. The Polar Vortex doesn't have a work visa or any of the appropriate paperwork to stay as long as it has. Anyone else would have been deported by now after causing this much chaos. It must be a felony of some sort to alter normal weather patterns and interrupt interstate commerce. I recommend immediate deportation of the Polar Vortex. Also, if we can get Canada to agree I would totally support sending drones after the Polar Vortex in its home territory so it can't come back here again.
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