Whereas Piers Morgan is under threat of deportation due to his rational views on gun control, and the Republican members of Congress stand in the way of sane gun control, civil rights, and rational government, we do hereby petition the President of the United States of America to commence deportation proceedings against the Republican members of Congress. If no country welcomes the Republicans, which is probable considering their overall displeasing behavior and poor attitudes, the Republican members of Congress shall be confined to hurricane Katrina shelters and fed on food stamps.
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