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Deport Sarah Wang of Herndon, Virginia

Created by K.C. on September 25, 2014

Please deport Sarah (aka Suru) Wang of Herndon, VA. She is very annoying and makes irritating crybaby noises (WAAAAAAAAAAA and EHYYYYYYYYYYY as well as AIYAAAAA, just to name a few).
She is also very fat and eats too much, depleting Earth of it's precious resources and putting a strain on farmers to grow more crops to feed her humongous appetite.

Suru Wango is also very dumb, and resembles a primitive creature. Her normal mental state is confused, and she will not be beneficial to the United States, unless a museum is looking to purchase a blue whale. Actually, blue whales would weigh less than Sara, so that wouldn't fly.

Come on Obama! Save our environment, energy, and protect human rights, by sparing us and the rest of the US from Sarah Wang.

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