Mr. Obama,
The top three petitions on your website are absurd.
The first and third are requesting that you ignore the 1st amendment. The second is asking you to allow a state to recede, when their government hasn't made that request.
If this is the way that this service is supposed to work, then in the spirit of fairness and principle, I must also request that you deport Trey Parker & Matt Stone from the U.S.A, because they have also said and done some things that have offended some people.
It is only fair that if we bend the 1st amendment when the Westboro Baptist Church and Piers Morgan say things we disagree with, that we should bend it every time somebody says something that another disagrees with.
Of course this may have serious implications for politicians, but do what's right.