Deport U.S. citizen Kai Ryssdal for attacking the Monopoly dog.

U.S. Citizen and radio host Kai Ryssdal is engaged in a hostile attack against an American institution: the Dog playing piece in Monopoly. As Parker Brothers seeks votes from the public to select a piece to retire, Ryssdal is exploiting his position as a national network radio host, and his privileged access to the public airwaves, to subvert this fundamental democratic process. His attacks on the Dog, the most beloved of Monopoly playing pieces, constitute an attack on basic American values, if not outright support of such un-American playing pieces as the wheelbarrow or thimble. We demand that Mr. Ryssdal be stripped of his American citizenship immediately and deported to protect this cherished American institution.