Billy Popadych should be deport because of the following reasons:
1. The amount of hair product used has allowed him to create is own hole in the o-zone layer.
2. His driving skills present a danger to others more than himself.
3. His colorful socks do not always match his outfit.
4. The site of his feet makes babies cry and dogs run away.
5. For being Brent.
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