The Super Bowl is a day in which friends and family get together to celebrate the last two football teams competing in professional football. To continue that tradition, the following Monday should be designated as a federal holiday to allow for recuperation from hangovers, chicken wing overdoses and to give friends and family a chance to discuss one of the things that makes it great to be an American.
Note: This doesn't apply to Jerry Jones or any other members of the Dallas Cowboys as they need to work overtime since the chances of them playing in a Super Bowl are as laughable as this petition actually going anywhere.



