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Destroy congress with a small black hole.

Created by P.H. on December 31, 2014

We should resolve to release a back hole in congress to permanently remove them from space and time.

If my calculations are correct, it would take a black hole of only .078 solar masses to completely remove congress from space and time! That is only a tad bit over two Jupiters!

The project would be budget neutral. Instead of having to raise taxes, the project will be funded by donations of mass. People could donate their old old batteries, depleted uranium, and unwanted Christmas fruitcakes to reach the 155.14 Octillion kilograms to make this dream a reality.

Afterwards, the site would be a fine addition to the national mall, and a monument to bipartisanship. Families will gather to picnic and sing patriotic songs around the circular crater.

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