On February 7, 2014, Drum Corps International passed a new rule stating that all brass instruments are allowed to march on the drum corps field. This includes French horns, sousaphones, and trombones.
On February 8, 2014, a rogue group of internet forum junkies soiled themselves in rage and created an internet petition to eliminate this rule.
This petition must be destroyed, and the people responsible for it must be punished severely. We must make an example of these terrorists so that this never happens again.
…and legalize weed.