American is Enemy. America is Jealous of YOU.
This is what you would read if you spoke Russian and were allowed in a major Russian city. Banners such as these are pasted on the sides of buildings and attached to light poles on major Russian circuit-ways. The average Russian citizen wants to fight Americans.
Currently a Probe with Unknown Intentions is on a course to dock with a comet on a trajectory to Earth. Russia intends to rape this comet for its resources and then allow it to continue its path to America’s Earth, where it will make a sizable impact.
We, America, United, must not allow this to happen.
Please show your support for our military and allow it to employ its use of the Decisive Earth And Terror Hyperweapon (D.E.A.T.H.) to destroy this comet and Russia’s ill intentions.