Detain Gov. Sara Palin, on the grounds that she has been sheltering the infamous Yeti from the law since the Cold War.

The so called "beloved" Sara Palin has been assisting an underground originization (dubbed "Democracy_is_Ratchet_" by their leader "Cutiepatootie_Kittenlover_Zarkarov") who were an eccential provider on Bigfoot information for the Soviet Union's research facility: The Soviet-Worldwide -Almasti-info-Gatherers, lovingly referred to by many as "Swag". One day, while Governor Palin was intently watching Russia with her binoculars from her 2nd story balcony, an agent from "Democracy_is_Ratchet" detected then captured the governor of Alaska. Despite the circumstances Palin and the SWAG agent quickly fell in love. The agent gave her the task of harbouring the facility's Attack Yeti, in Palin's own home, until the time comes for the ruthless killer to be set loose. Oh and to set the Yeti free too.