Much has been made about the size of Donald Trump's hands as a proxy for the size of his penis. Trump's critics contend that he has a small penis. Trump is emphatic that his penis is average to large in size. There is no way for the public to form an opinion on this critical issue without verification.
Therefore, we the people demand that the White House exercise its executive power to compel Mr. Trump to demonstrate his male fitness to be President of the United States.
Mr. Trump: Show Us Your Girth Certificate!