President Obama,
Your assistance is necessary in a matter that may be considered another step in the evolution of mankind. In conjunction with the "BRAIN Initiative", we can prove that telepathy between humans has been occurring for more than 20 years and hopefully develop methods of utilizing it solely for the benefit of all mankind. Only with your authority can this be accomplished.
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