America is overdue for a Sharknado. We can either accept that Sharknados are real and pose a clear and present danger to our American way of life, or we can spray ourselves with dolphin-scented body spray and fly a helicopter into the ocean. If we don't come up with a plan to defend against this insidious new enemy, then the sharks have already won.
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