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Develop a cream to help butthurt republicans after a failed election campaign.

Created by A.M. on November 15, 2012

So many Americans are suffering extreme butthurt due to recent election losses, it's leading to huge lapses in judgement, like inventing voter fraud, calling for impeachment on petty issues, and pretending this website is a good way to start some sort of independent state.

It can't be that they're fair weather patriots who lack the moral fiber to work though the hard times and compromise and work with other Americans who might not share their ideology. Therefore, it must be a medical condition, hopefully something that's treatable, and will be covered under Obamacare.

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