Sharks with frickin' lasers on top of their heads shall be a joint venture of the US Coast Guard, NOAA, Navy, Department of Defense, private contractors, and the Department of Fish and Wildlife. These sharks will be trained to defend our coastlines from terrorist threats and effectively deter illegal smuggling of people and contraband. No one wants to cross a shark in the ocean, especially with a laser beam that'll incinerate those who threaten our security. This initaitive will create many jobs across broad areas including marine science to advanced laser technology. We estimate sharks equipped with frickin' laser beams will cost a mere $1,000,000, far cheaper than a Death Star.
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