Dr. Ben Carson recently told the Republican Jewish Coalition that "Obama doesn't even have a plan to defeat hummus." It is time for the Obama Administration to find a way to defeat this delicious and versatile Middle Eastern snack! Hummus has "ruled the Gaza Strip" of our supermarket aisles for far too long, and the American people deserve better!
While formulating this plan, please consider asking Costco to carry other varieties of Sabra Hummus in the jumbo containers; Roasted Pine Nut just isn't cutting it.
Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of this incredibly important national security matter, and thank you Dr. Carson for bringing the hummus threat to the forefront of the political debate.