It is my request, as a citizen of the United States of America and a regular consumer of the restaurant chain immediately affiliated with the McDonald's Corporation of America, that said Corporation be compelled to manufacture and distribute for sales the McRib Sandwich.
As of December, 2012, the McRib Sandwich is available in limited quantities and for only a narrow and vaguely predictable window of time. This raises customers who favor the McRib, as the single greatest sandwich within the known galaxy, to levels of fervor and unrest unseen since the days of gas rationing in the 1970's. And this is repeated annually every November and December.
I petition this Administration to compel McDonald's to sell the McRib Sandwich throughout the year in all locations.
Thank You.