Mr. President, you've nominated Mr. Lew to the position of Treasury Secretary because of his lifelong commitment to public service and his expert knowledge of the federal budget.
But there is also a hidden bonus to Mr. Lew's potential leadership in the Treasury Department: his signature.
That is of course if he feels confident that you will have his back in facing up to all of his mean-spirited, wannabe graphologist, signature critics.
The upcoming debt ceiling fight provides the perfect time for leadership in standing by Mr. Lew against his harshest signature critics.
With the squiggle on our bills, the world will be clamoring for a chance to cash in on these new collector's items. We'll have enough platinum coins to build a Death Star!
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