A plea to the President, Mr Obama, to direct his unambiguously talented compatriot to stand for the office of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Your constant ally is in desperate need of guidance and leadership, as all the indigenous people we have in positions of importance are talentless. President Bill Clinton is not. Even if stuffed, he'd reassure the nation with his easy southern charm. We are an open and friendly place to talented foreign people, or at least we were. Please, please Barak. Please.



