Tim Flynn is totally using this nickname he got on a bachelor party cruise to meet a girl and changed his name on Facebook to Ted. It's been like 3 years and it's getting really lame and annoying for everyone except the 10 friends that went on the cruise. The girl didn't even have sex with him. It's not like he's trying to lie to get her to still think his name is still Ted. It's so annoying to type in Tim on Facebook and realize it doesn't bring him up. We totally think this is stupid and should be a mandatory addition by the highest form of government.
I'm never calling you ted, tim.