We understand that most of these request are, to one degree or another, are already in play but the administration needs to cast off any paper thin excuses of a republic and establish a dictatorship.
We know the administration understands that "We the people" are just a bunch of glass licking, mouth breathing losers and we need the goverment to save us from our misguided attempts at freedom and liberty.
We also ask that you establish military style prisons to contain any undesirable "patriots" that don't want to lay down and kiss the ground our dear leader walks on.
In closing all persons addressing President Obama will now be required to use the correct tittle or greeting such as King, Caesar, Messiah or mein Führer.