We petition the White House to demand local law enforcement, federal courts, state courts, and local courts to dismiss all current and future speeding violations that have resulted from the driver listening to Queen's song "Don't Stop Me Now".
When homo sapiens who are driving vehicles are exposed to the song "Don't Stop Me Now", they involuntarily feel the need to travel at the speed of light.
The pattern of frequencies in this song interact with homo sapiens' neurons and subsequently activate an overload of self awareness, hallucinations, rapturous delight, and desires to be uncontrollable that ultimately result in speeding.