As citizens of the United States of America, we petition the government to disqualify the 'Keep Piers Morgan in the USA' petition for the following reasons:
* It is suspected that the author of the petition is a citizen of the British Commonwealth.
* As such, this would be an attempt to subvert the 'Petition to return Piers Morgan to the U.K.' by sources outside of our own borders.
While we are empathetic towards our brothers and sisters across the pond at the prospect of having to repatriate Mr. Morgan, we must seek to maintain our sovereignty free from foreign influence at home. We respectfully request that the 'Keep Piers Morgan in the USA' petition be rejected on these bases.