Disregard the "Keep Piers Morgan in the USA" petition created by the British & deport Piers Morgan into the ocean.

Disregard the "Keep Piers Morgan in the USA" petition because:

1) It was created by the British, and so it is therefore not valid.

2) We won independence for a reason.

3) Nobody wants Piers Morgan, he's a straight up dingleberry.

And so, we should just deport Piers Morgan into the Pacific Ocean because like I said, nobody wants that dingleberry.