Divert $20 million from the military-industrial complex to establish an all-Taylor Swift/Big Pun NPR station, "NPTAYPUN"

We the undersigned petition the administration to immediately slash the bloated military budget by $20 million, with this amount doubling annually. We furthermore demand that the funds this would free up be repurposed to establish a new NPR station, "NPRTAYPUN," devoted exclusively to the music, Squad-related Instagram posts, and newspaper editorials of Ms. Taylor Swift, with a secondary emphasis on her greatest disciple, Christopher Rios, aka "Big Pun." We further demand that every time the United States government declares war on a foreign nation, half of the military budget be immediately diverted to NPRTAYPUN until American empire and war become fiscally impossible and Peace, Love, Tay Tay, and Pun become the new world order. - The Tay Tay Squad Compound™