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Gummy bears are threatening our nation. This elusive under ground army of gummy bears are controlling the weather and killing civilians with lightning bolts. They use the weather to mask their plot and remain in the shadows. They rob strawberry gardens to feed themselves and fuel their battle hardened unicorns. These gummy bears are dangerous, and seem innocent under the guise of their soft, rubbery, and beautifully colored bodies, Dont be fooled they are armed to the teeth with what they call rainbow wepons (what they use to control the weather) they are everywhere, IN YOUR PANTRIES, YOUR MEDICINE CABINET, YOUR TOILET, YOUR ICE BOX, YOUR MAILBOX, and yes even YOUR BED! they also spread diseases such as obesity, diabetes, and scurvy, wake up and defend the homeland .