Double the pay of the White House cleaning staff due the amount of self-tanner they'll need to clean

With Donald Trump elected as the 45th President of the United States, my thoughts immediately were turned towards the cleaning staff at the White House and what a huge challenge this well present to them. You see, that orange tint isn't natural. I'd forgive you for thinking that someone simply stole an orangutan, shaved him, fed him bath salts, and threw him on stage with a red cap. I almost thought that myself. But, this is an actual human being who seemingly slathers himself with self-tanner at any chance he has, and unfortunately for the White House cleaning staff that stuff rubs off. So let's double the pay for those individuals that will need to wipe self tanner from every wall our "Sexual Assaulter-Elect" throws a women unwillingly up against.