A few times a year, Subway unleashes Five Dollar Footlong months on the good and hungry people of the United States of America. Unfortunately, in times of economic crisis, this is simply not good enough. The American People should have a delicious and nutritious option like the new Philly Cheesesteak Sub on toasted Italian Herb and Cheese Bread with the option of making it a combo for two extra dollars, adding a soft drink from the fountain and chips or a freshly baked Chocolate Chip M&M Cookie.
We, the people of the United States of America, cross both party lines to petition you, President Obama, to send an ultimatum: 5 dollar footlong submarine sandwiches are an important and delicious part of this great nation of ours and it will be that they shall now become a permanent mainstay.