In light of the most recent act of religious extremism and violent terrorism that racked the good citizens of America, it has become dreadfully obvious that the federal government of the United States has failed in its due diligence to protect its benevolent citizens. The terrorist, Robert Dear, recently migrated from the southern state of North Carolina to Colorado, and buried among his few worldly possessions were a hate-filled religion and an assault rifle. Since it would be ridiculous to ban assault rifles, we call on the President to realize the General Will of Civil Society, and restrict the in-flows of migrants from the southern states of the former Confederacy until more thorough screening measures may weed out the menace of radical Christianists and their violent worldview.



