The President does not have the authority to order Justin Bieber's deportation. However, as commander-in-chief the President has the power to order military strikes against threats to US national security. Through criminal damage, assault and reckless drunk driving, Justin Bieber has demonstrated that he is a threat to the safety of US citizens. We call upon the President to do the right thing and blow him up using a flying robot.
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