Jonathan Swift was a revolutionary of thought. He showed us a true solution to both poverty and hunger; the selling and consumption of newborn fetuses will solve these problems easily. This petition is to create the BCA (Baby Commerce Association), which within 2 years can help families around the world eat and live well off. This is also an easy solution to abortion, and it is technically against few religious beliefs. In fact, many now-prosperous tribes in Africa and around the world were able to be around today due to their adoption of this method, later advocated for by Swift. Despite many believing incorrectly that his brilliant work was a satire on human thought, today it shows us the path in our time of need.
25,000 SIGNATURES! LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD!