I love America and I love Root beer! Root beer is about as american as you can get! There are hundreds of root beer brands here in America - made in every state - that screams "Made in America!"
Whenever I go to a restaurant that doesn't serve root beer, I ask them " Do you guys have root beer" with a genuine smile on my face. The servers always reply with " No, but we do have Dr. Pepper." Dr. Pepper? Dr.Pepper is in no way, shape or form like ROOT BEER!!!
I am petitioning on behalf of my fellow root beer loving Americans! We cannot sit idly by anymore and watch Dr.Pepper and other soda drinkers go uneducated! We are a strong group of Americans who want justice, equality,and rightful liberation!
We will not be ignored! We will not be intimated! We will not go away quietly into the dark!