either allow CVS's next to High Schools to sell booze, or use EXECUTIVE POWER to force Costco to sell cartons of smokes.

This is just a modest proposal from your typical working man. C'mon guys. I don't want to have to drive all across town just to get muh provisions. That's really hard, and I just don't have the energy for that. High school kids aren't going to buy booze that close to their school anyway. If they're dumb/brave enough to try then they deserve whatever comes their way, whether that be a really fun night, or cirrhosis of the liver later on down the road due to chronic alcoholism. That's not my problem, my empty beer fridge is. Barring that, an equally modest proposal is to force Costco to sell smokes. Cigarettes at bulk prices? It's a match made in heaven guys. Take me there, I need it.