Any federally elected or appointed official must wear the logo of all of the companies, profit or non-profit, who donated to their campaign on their persons at all government related events private and public.
Federally elected or appointed officials must:
1) Ensure the logos are visible and not obstructed.
2) Logos are made from sewn materials and durable.
3) Size and placement of logos should relate the amount of money contributed.
4) Must reveal price structures for placement of logos with consideration to size and location.
5) No logos may be placed on the butt or genital area (lets keep this serious).
6) Upon addressing other federally elected members a conversation must begin with "I am sponsored by, " then followed with the top three leading donors to their campaign.