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elevate my cat, Holland, to a cabinet position inside the White House to fight ridiculous petitions.

Created by D.P. on November 11, 2012

Holland the Cat is deeply concerned over frivolous petitions brought before the Obama administration and pledges to do an exemplary job as Secretary of Napping and Extemporaneous petitions. We the undersigned request serious consideration for my cat, Holland.

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