With the insufferable amount of useless petitions infiltrating the White House website, we believe that this practice must be stopped as it is wasting valuable bandwidth that could be better used on finding the truth about Chemtrails and Birth Certificates.
In fact, we believe that all those who signed these petitions since the election should be deported to Siberia for the sin of wasting everybody's time and energy*
*People who sign this petition are, of course, exempted from deportation to Siberia.