for too long... i have been made fun of for having my favorite bird be the woodcock,
"its a dumb, fat, air-humping sky rat" they say
well i say, no longer
wE MUST ELIMINATE THIS UNJUST TREATMENT OF BIRDKIND
all birds are created equal pls sign this petition and mayb we can get obama or future presibdent donald trump to declare equal rights and civil liberties for all birds