As we all know (after reading this) there has been quite a corporate overhead added to simple bizzle transactions.
This is compounded when the snizzle, particularly in the hizzle, is involved.
This petition is aimed to cut the red tape and simplify the process.
When we look back, years from now, we will finally be able to say that all Snizzle, Bizzle, and even J-Bizzle operations have been streamlined to the level that other similar transactions (like The Drizzle) have enjoyed for years.