Eliminate the date of December 25 from calendars, it's too offensive. It shall be replaced by a permanent February 29.

Christmas is super offensive, but what if there were no Christmas? We petition an elimination of the date "December 25" from all calendars, effectively ending Christmas. The day will be made up by making February 29th a permanent day on the calendar, and February 29th's leap year appearance will be replaced by February 30th every four years. This also solves the silly problem of February having fewer than 30 days, which never made any sense and probably caused a lot 30 envy for February.