To prevent Ella (3yrs old) from running for President, she demands that Obama sign an executive order to stay up late. No specifics were provided as to the duration of the request. Furthermore, it was unclear if the executive order would extend to Ella's brother or other over tired children. Failure to enact such an order will likely result in the continued negotiations between Ella and her parents - the result of whih have been unsuccessful for both sides to date.
Your support for this proposal is greatly sought after and appreciated.
Thank your for your consideration - Ella's Parents