We the people have noticed a horrible trend in current society. For centuries, automobiles have been treated as slaves and mere objects of property.
Our constitution states that all deserve the freedom of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Why should automobiles be excluded from these Allah-given rights? Automobiles have been degraded, stripped of their humanity, and treated like poor people. When an automobile finally dies, after a long unfulfilling life as a slave, there are no tears shed for the poor soul.
Only Commie-Nazis would want to keep such brutal and barbaric behavior intact in society. Each day, brazilions more are born into a life of pain, suffering, and neglect.
If you don’t sign this petition, you are literally Barack Saddam Stalinovitch Hitler bin Obama.