Patrick Stewart is clearly the best choice for the next Doctor. Unfortunately, he spends most of his time in the United States, and would need to be convinced to return to the UK to take up the mantle of the legendary Time Lord. To that end, we request that the Obama Administration undertake steps to deport Patrick Stewart back to his native country for a period of five years or so, thus allowing him plenty of time to perform as the Doctor, and enabling him to carry on his normal life sometime thereafter. A clause should be included to extend his deportation once it's realized just how great he is in this role, and the producers want him to remain in the role for longer. This petition will help to foster friendlier relations between the US and UK on the basis of cultural development.
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